Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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DOWN

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a man is running away

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A mans opinion.

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Canada

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Anti Joke

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