How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Chayton

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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A black man without problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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