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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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