A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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