Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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No antijoke here.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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