- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

baby seal walks into a bar

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Women's rights

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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