Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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You have friends

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did the fish say? Moo

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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