- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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