Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Women.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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