Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A man buys free health care...

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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womens rights

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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