What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What does water smell like? water.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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