Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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