what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the latino say when he was struck over the head with a shovel? "ouch"

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Anti Joke

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