- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Dear John,

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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