what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What did you say? I don't know.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Chuck Norris.

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