why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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That's what she didn't say

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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i dont like chris

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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