What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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the WNBA

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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