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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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