What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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fart

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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School

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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