What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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suck my balls mr.garison

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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penis

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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yeah..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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