The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Large 4

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Womens rights

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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