Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Japan

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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