what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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