Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mamas so fat

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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