What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Your face

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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