What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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JUST KIDDING^

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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*you're

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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