Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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