what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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