ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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what sucks? things that suck

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