How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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