An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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WHAT????

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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