A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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