Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Yo Mama just died.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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How high is a Chinaman

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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