like most people my age. im 27

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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oh hai

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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