How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Well, this is fun.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Hello

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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