Terraria

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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