Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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american government

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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