What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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