Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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a man said hi.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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