Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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meme

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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A man walks into a bar

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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