Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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bologna

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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womens rights

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Anti Joke

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