What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Basically

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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