Chuck Norris.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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#Getweird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why can't jokes spit?

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Pickle!

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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