What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Tennesse

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Like if you like big tits.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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