A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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pickle sniffer

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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