What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Poop

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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