yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Women's rights

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What is older than history?

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Daym im romantic

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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