Nobody cares maddie!

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whats chinese noodles

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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