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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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