Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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NEVER

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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Nobody cares maddie!

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whats chinese noodles

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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