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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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