- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How old is your mom Dead

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

What is the difference?

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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