Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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