Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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