how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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no pun intended

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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