What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Communism hehe xd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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your mother

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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