Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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I never asked for this.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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