- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Gus's mom

A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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