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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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its all aodhan

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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