What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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