Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Anti Joke

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