What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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