How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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