Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A ginger was with his friends

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hi michael

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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refridgrator

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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what happens every day? People die

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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2+2= 478

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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