Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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