What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Dont read this joke

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Sloths

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Kah-________-

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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