You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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TRICERATOPS!

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hey bill!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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