How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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5 people are walking

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Your mother just died.

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Myspace

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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bryden is a faggot

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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