what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Three black men were walking...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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George W. Bush

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Tim likes girls

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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