A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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I am a n1gger.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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