I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Justin's hair

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Anti Joke

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