Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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