How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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