- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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