How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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