So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were driving with a gorilla when suddenly the car crashed. All the women died but only the gorilla survived. The police investigated with the gorilla and did some simple sign language. The police, using hand motions, asked the gorilla what each individual female was doing before the car crashed. The gorilla ran away for reasons unknown.

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9/11

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Women's rights.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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