Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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