"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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AIDS

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Women's football

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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