Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Anti Joke

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