- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Knock, knock (No one was home)

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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