- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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