There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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johann grayson being liked

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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