Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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knock knock. come in.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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God wrote this joke.................................

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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