What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Good to see you today!

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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