- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

TELL

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Rick Perry.

Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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