What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Misner is a twat.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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womans rights

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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