Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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shut up

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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Men's rights

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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