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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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What's 9 +10 19

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Whats green? The color green.

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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