Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Sex

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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