What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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