About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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