A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Nah

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A rabbi and a nun walk into a bar. They grab a drink and really hit it off despite their differences. After a couple years of happy dating, the rabbi, Mark, preposes. Gloria, the nun, gladly accepts. After four months, Gloria is pregnant. She dies in childbirth. The child has many illneses and dies within a week. Mark commits suicide.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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