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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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