"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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this is a joke

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

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