What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Nickelback

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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