Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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Abortion

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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a man checks his mypsace

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Bob Saget

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

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