Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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