- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

corey is a nipplepotomus

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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