A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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whats black and strange a paki

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good one jess !!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Face Hunter is scum

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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