- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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