how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Cheese

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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non poop

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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