knock knock. come in.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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God wrote this joke.................................

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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