how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

How old is victor? Old

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...