A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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