What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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