A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Anti Joke

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