Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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