Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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