Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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A whale's vagina

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Obama

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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