What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How much Is a free app on my market?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

? I hate niiggers ?

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Neil is a reterd.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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