What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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watch me nae nae

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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