What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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