What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Jovan

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Stealth baseballs record

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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