Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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a black father

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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