What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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make me a sandwich!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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