Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Chuck Norris.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

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