What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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children burning

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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A guy is playing cod

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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