If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Well, this is fun.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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