A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Robin, get in the car!

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Canada's army

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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666 im christian

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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