A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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