Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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