Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Punch line.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Women's rights...

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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