How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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