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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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weiner? balls

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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your mom.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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