Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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