- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Sarah Palin.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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