What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Anti Joke

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