What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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