A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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