Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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5 people are walking

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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